The delights of democracy
``Can we count them with our nose?/Can we count them with our toes?/Should we count them with a band?/Should we count them all by hand?/If I do not like the count,/I will simply throw them out!''



Dead men tell advertising tales
Someone at LIC has been getting up from the wrong side of his bed. Yes, I am sure it is his and not hers, as it would be very unlikely for a woman to have been so very insensitive. And whoever that someone is, he must surely belong to the LIC. Why?



American dilemma
It is, perhaps, the greatest irony of the 21st century. In an ICE age characterised by computers it is a case of man's victory over machine. Imagine, the fate of the most powerful institution in the world.



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