10, Janpath,

Ottobre 5, 2007

Mamma mia!

Tua figlia, your daughter, is just back from the Grande Apple. Confused Mamma? Well, that’s what the gente, people, call New York. Yes, si. Don’t know if We told you about this, but perhaps it slipped Our mind because we were molto occupato, very preoccupied, over the last few days. In any case, you must have seen tua figlia on televisione because all the telecamera of the mondo, world, were there when we spoke at the United Nations.

Si, Mamma, tua figlia spoke on the same plattaforma as the other top capo, leaders, of the mondo and addressed the Genere Assemblea. We wore a rosa-coloured tanchoi, and everybody paid Us molto complimenti, many compliments! You know how timido dinanzi all’obiettivo, how camera-shy We are, but do We have any choice, Mamma? We have to do these things for the sake of our paese, country, and the Congress partito.

Because of Our sforzo, our effort, the UN has declared Mahatma Gandhi’s birth anniversario as Non-Violence Day and We told them how they must work together to uphold the Gandhian legacy. Soon We will try and get the UN to respect the memoria of our dear suocera, mother-in-law, and our amato marito, our dearest husband. We have no dubitare, doubt, that this will happen but it may take some tempo, time, because the world needs to discover their speciale essenza, special qualities. We are now completamente, completely, Gandhian. When the gente, people, ask We tell them that We Gandhians are all committed to pace, peace. Must say, though, that sometimes when the BJP idiotas speak, it sometimes provokes a grande, great, violence within Us, but of course we cannot tell the UN Genere Assemblea that, can we? Anyway, so geloso, jealous, was that stupido, Rajnath Singh, presidente of the BJP, that he actually said We should give up the Gandhi nome, name. How dare he even suggirire, suggest, such a thing. Let him stew in his invidia, envy! We are 100 per cento Gandhian and no one can take the Gandhi out of tua Sonia.

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