CAST: Amitabh Bachchan, Mohanlal, Ajay Devgan, Prashant Raj, Sushmita Sen, Nisha Kothari, Sushant Singh

DIRECTOR: Ram Gopal Varma

If you meddle with history, prepare to be shot. Ram Gopal Varma rejigs Ramesh Sippy’s Sholay for 2007, and comes up with a clunker.

Back in 1975, Bollywood was struggling to come up with an idiom which would be right for the times. The one-size-fits-all shoe had dropped, and most movies were dying like flies. And then along came Sholay, which packed everything in its punch - thrilling action, romance, comedy, tragedy. It was a smorgasbord, a veritable feast, the like of which we had never seen before. And judging by what RGV has made of it, we never will.

You go in, girded for difference. The bitter spat between the Sippys and RGV, and the fallout, has been publicised well enough for us to know that the latter has transplanted Ramgarh to Mumbai, that Jai is Raj (Prashant), Veeru is Heero (Ajay), Thakur Baldev Singh is Narasimha (Mohanlal), Basanti is Ghunghroo (Nisha). And Gabbar Singh — was there ever a more satisfying name for a villa--n-is Babban ( Amitabh Bachchan).

The storyline stays faithful to the original. Inspector Narasimha captures Babban, who escapes, and kills the cop’s family: only the widow Durga (Sushmita) remains. Raj and Heero are hired to help catch Babban, and the end is bloody and long.

Ramgarh was much a character in Sholay as its others. RGV Ki Aag gets down and dirty in deserted, faceless warehouses, becoming just another of Ramu’s gangster movies, but way, way below his double whammy of Satya, and Company. In those, he re-wrote the rules of gangsta films in Bollywood; in Aag, he’s just knocking around with a classic, and knocking it, in the process.

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