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    Two things over the past two weeks underline for us one of the most chronic ailments of the modern Indian mind: a fear of speed, and of scale. The prime minister talked of a 100-day agenda for his new government and Kapil Sibal was the first off the block. Almost nobody substantively disagrees with the broad thrust of his reform in education. But the reaction that cut across both the political and intellectual classes was the same, giddy nervousness: Kapil is going too fast, in India things move slowly. Kapil, of course, is unfazed and responded, in an interview with me on NDTV’s Walk the Talk, by asserting that he was, in fact, 18 years too late already. And that education reforms should have begun simultaneously with those in the economy in 1991. But as he goes along, he will have to fight the same doubts even among the believers. Because that is how we Indians have become, not merely over centuries of deprivation and calamities, but also through six decades of licence-quota-limit-everything socialist toxification.

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    The second evidence of the same widespread mental illness came in reactions to the Metro accident in South Delhi that claimed six lives. From newspaper columnists to TV channel talking heads to anchors who panicked as if another 26/11 had struck us, the “doubt” was the same: Sreedharan is wonderful, but is he going too fast? Is the Metro team under too much pressure to finish the project before the Commonwealth Games? Even Sreedharan’s assertion that he was six months ahead of schedule anyway, and would have no problem delivering on time in spite of this setback, was greeted with further panic. Why was the man not showing some “humility” and slowing down? Must he continue to risk the lives of workers? This in a system that is so forgiving of railways that move slowly, completing every project in double the scheduled time if not more (look at the Jammu-Srinagar rail link, for example), while still consuming hundreds of lives every year in completely ridiculous and avoidable accidents. Or, in fact, our view could be, thank God, our trains run so slowly, or so many more would die in these accidents! This also in a system where a tiny sea-bridge that took twice the scheduled time and three times the initial cost to be half-complete can still draw the entire political class to inaugurate it and celebrate it as a marvel of Indian engineering. In a more questioning system, somebody would have been working instead to figure out what kind of obstructions caused this

    delay and cost over-run and how to avoid these in future.

    In a more normal society, you would have wrapped a Sreedharan, who has that rare gift of completing projects in India ahead of time, in cottonwool, and tried to preserve him for ever. Here, instead, we are worrying about how and why he has apparently not set up a succession. Young Mr Lovely, Delhi’s transport minister, wants to start looking at Metro safety while his own machinery makes light of killing the odd guy even on his half-done-for-ever BRT corridor which, in engineering terms, is nothing but the laying of a few clumsy barriers and pavements.

    The history of building a new, independent India, unfortunately, is a history of delays, cost over-runs, inefficiency, corruption and obstructionism, whether it comes to roads, bridges, railways, airports, schools and colleges, hospitals, whatever. Over the decades, we have convinced ourselves, as a society, that schedules are just for the heck of it, “naam ka vaaste”, because the realities of life will make it impossible to stick to them. Because nobody wants to believe the system can be changed, we have also acquired a kind of Stockholm Syndrome, feeling comfortable and secure in being held hostage by it. Go to the National Highway Authority website and check the list of projects delayed by more than a year and you will be astounded not by how many sections are running that late, but by how blasé that bureaucracy has become about it.

    An even nastier sibling of our fear of speed is our repudiation of scale. Through the decades, our entire politico-bureaucratic-intellectual system has worked to “control” scale going “out of control”. This is what provided the intellectual basis of the licence-quota raj: because every resource, particularly capital, was scarce, it was imperative that we “controlled” how anybody invested/ expended it. The 1991 crisis liberated industry from that curse and see how wonderfully and gloriously it has responded and prospered, helping drive rejuvenating change across the country. But much else is still bedevilled by the same thinking. So we will first build a two-lane road because we are afraid a six-lane one will be “too much” given “traffic projections”. Then, it will be completed three years late, and be choc-a-bloc on the day of its inauguration. Six months later, you will start thinking of four-laning it, and by the time that is completed, and is overloaded, you will plan two more lanes. As a result, we still remain in a constant spiral of construction and under-delivery. The same applies to our railways, airports, schools and colleges. We always plan for today, deliver day-after-tomorrow, and are condemned to live with permanent shortages. In both practical and philosophical terms, this is comparable with our self-inflicted shortages of scooters, telephones and LPG connections in the past. The fear of scale, at least until the recent past, was exemplified by many leading lights in the Planning Commission who invested so much emotion, energy and time in scaling back plans and projects that it should have been renamed “Underplanning” Commission.

    Admitted, we can’t always hope to match the Chinese obsession with scale and speed, and the belief in the principle of “If you build it, they (users) will come.” But we have internalised the whole idea of “hastening slowly” as a core national belief, possibly drawing inspiration from our romantic poetry, even film songs that always counsel patience over speed: “Babuji zara dheere chalo” (Dum), “Haule-haule ho jaayega pyar” (Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi) and that evergreen favourite of three generations, Geeta Dutt’s “Babuji dheere chalna” from the ’60s Aar Paar. You just tweak the next line a bit replacing “pyaar” with “sarkar” and you get the most fitting anthem for our system: Babuji dheere chalna, sarkar mein, zara sambhalna. Because if you move slowly, you take no risks at all. There are enough elements in India for you

    to justify delays and, in any case, excuse-mongering is our most prized national tribute. It is only if you break that rule, try to finish things on schedule, or dream big, that you run the risk of going wrong. That, if you are in this mai-baap sarkar system, is just not worth it. Even our folklore, our traditional, even Sufi, wisdom passed down generations pleads only eternal patience, as in Bhakt Kabir’s “Dheere, dheere re mana dheere sab kuchh hoye (Be patient my heart, everything will happen, but slowly, slowly).”

    Even in our popular culture, the honest, efficient and sincere are stray romantics and, ultimately, losers; a trend you see in the defining movies of each decade. There is a sense of resignation, an acceptance of the inevitability of misery, under-performance, shortages, delays, waste and corruption. Only, it is unsustainable at a time when our people are getting younger, more questioning, demanding and impatient. One way or the other, they will refuse to live with this contradiction between what they want and expect and what the system feels comfortable delivering. They will either force a change, or vote with their feet.

    sg@expressindia.com

    Indians desperately crave for change, but they are not ready for changeBy: Pradeep Tumati | 20-Jul-2009 Reply | Forward Lets not make this a political discussion. I am focusing on the people here. Take this case: golden quadrateral passes through my state (AP). As said earlier, its 90% complete and a small patch of road work of about approx 50Km near Nellore was about to be completed before NDA lost power. The new govt immediately stopped work on that 50Km patch. Today, it takes more than 2 hrs to cross that 50Km, patch. My concern here is not that congress suspended the work, but why the hell people in that very region are not bringing pressure on the local congress MP/MLAs? Whats wrong here? On one side everyone desperately says that Indian needs good roads and on the other side, the same people don’t encourage/inspire/pressurize politicians to lay roads??? You see, that’s the problem. It’s the people who are at fault… not the politicians. That’s what I have been trying to bring out here.
    Speed v/s hasteBy: Yashasvi | 20-Jul-2009 Reply | Forward If you had attended your English classes regularly while in school in perhaps 3rd standard, you could perhaps differentiate between the "speed" and the "haste". All "targets" (of showing off to the world while holding some non-descript Commonwealth games) must be met, so what if a few lives are lost. They weren't worth sparing a thought in any case.Let the tradition of bards (or do you prefer Bhat / Chaaran) continue to live. Let Padma awards keep coming....long live sycophants. History does not keep a record of how many peasants died while building pyramids. Posterity only appreciates the Pharos.
    Achievements of being in power for 50 years.By: Vaish | 20-Jul-2009 Reply | Forward I am surprised at Pradeep Tumati's comments.Here is what Cong has done Liberalisatioin. Nuclearisation. Globalisation. IIMs. IITs. Green Revolution. Computerisation. Telecom Revolution.Employment Guarantee. Space Technology. Right to Information. Amazing growth of 9% for three years successfully. And a thousand other revolutions happend under Congress.Under NDA, the only thing happened was a fem kms of extra roads.
    Indians desperately crave for change, but they are not ready to accept change By: Pradeep Tumati | 20-Jul-2009 Reply | Forward The problem here is not just with politicians, but it’s the people who elect these politicians. I wondered how people voted for congress in spite of their NULL track record (compared to NDA’s). The golden quadrilateral project was 90% complete within the first two years after start. I don’t think that the rest would be completed within the next 20 yrs. The scary part is, there is no public pressure???? I guess Indians want change, but are not ready to accept change. In my opinion, the golden era of modern India lasted for about 1.5 years… (early 2002 to end of 2003). This was towards the end of Vajyapee’s era. That was the time when India achieved rapid development. We had new roads, new airports, new defense equipment, new diplomatic initiatives, new policies etc. After vajyapee lost the elections, everything came to a stand still and I don’t think things would change anytime sooner. This attitude presents the right opportunity for China to attack India.Ok, now you call me war monger.
    New Lesson For Real ProgressBy: Rishibha Gupta | 19-Jul-2009 Reply | Forward Mr. Shekhar Gupta has rightfully understood the 'Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo' syndrome. However, this syndrome is somewhere rooted in our childhood moral lessons. In the growing up years we are taught that the slow
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