Bill Clinton is still free if anyone’s in the mood for a sundae.

Bill Clinton is now a fan of The Sarah Silverman Program.

December 5

(heart) Barack is now listed as “in a relationship” with The US Auto Industry.

December 9

Barack is totally not friends with Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Rahm Emanuel: Me (expletive) neither!

December 10

Barack is reiterating how much he’s not friends with Blagojevich.

Hillary Clinton: Ditto.

Timothy Geithner: Ditto.

Lawrence Summers: Ditto.

Barack, Rahm Emanuel, Hillary Clinton, Timothy Geithner, Janet

Napolitano, James Jones, Bill Richardson, Lawrence Summers, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton and The US Auto Industry joined the Facebook group — We’re Not Friends With Rod Blagojevich.

Rahm Emanuel was tagged in a photo album ‘Rod And Rahm Just Chillin’ by Rod Blagojevich — 128 photos

December 11

Barack is now friends with Tom Daschle.

Tom Daschle is drinking eggnog and watching “I Love the 80s” on VH1.

Bill Clinton is wondering if anyone knows Sarah Silverman and whether she likes steak.

Janet Napolitano is the sound of one hand clapping.

(heart) Barack has changed his relationship status to The US Auto

Industry to “it’s complicated.”

December 13

Barack is hoping he’s not friends with Bernard Madoff.

December 14

Tom Daschle and James Jones have joined the Facebook group Which Member Of The A-Team Are You?

Lawrence Summers joined the Facebook group It’s Not Fair That Angry Feminists Keep Writing Nasty Blog Posts About Me Even Though That Harvard Thing Was So Long Ago.

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