Timothy Geithner is about to make a tuna sandwich.
December 15
Barack has 83 friends in common with Bernard Madoff.
Rahm Emanuel has 820 friends in common with Bernard Madoff.
Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton have 2,894 friends in common with
Bernard Madoff.
Rahm Emanuel: (expletive)
Timothy Geithner is eating chili and pondering particle physics.
December 16
Barack is Christmas shopping.
Joe Biden is puppy shopping.
Tom Daschle: Huzzah!
Tom Daschle joined the Facebook group People Who Constantly Use The Word Huzzah on Facebook Even Though They’re Not Sure What It Means.
December 17
Barack is now friends with Rick Warren.
December 18
Barack has joined the Facebook group Who Do These Liberals Expect Me To Get For The Inaugural Invocation? The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?
December 19
Barack is merry but not gay.
December 20
Barack is in Hawaii and will not be friending anyone until ‘09. For friendship, contact Bill Clinton via instant message.