For my part, I will be generous. I will not be a couch potato during cricket season. I will not spend the after-work hours in a pub with booze buddies (okay, just the weekends). I will watch sentimental flicks and have vats of gossip to dish out. I will even call it an ‘open marriage’ if she promises not to elope.
As offers go, that I think is reasonable.
So dear reader, in case you are not available, will you introduce me to your grandmother?