Deepika Padukone says she s the “next female Akshay Kumar.”
Good luck to her. She got good kicks but I don’t know if the facial hair will suit her. Obviously, I’m flattered if anyone wants to be like me but I think she’s missing a few black belts.

Was it difficult to handle the moustache?
From my fat belly to my moustache to my choti, not to mention my fly-swatting, I had a ball. Just that it was damn hard to smile with a fake moustache.

How did you chance upon Bohemia to rap with you?
Bohemia actually wrote this song for me even though he barely knew me. He agreed to give the song to us only if I sang it with him. I did all I could to persuade him to change his mind because I wanted to entertain my audience, not kill them. But Nikhil Advani and Bohemia cornered me until I croaked the whole song down a microphone. I felt like a gangsta’ but do not ask me to comment on my voice because I swear I sound like a cat being strangled at dusk.

When can we see you back on the small screen with Fear Factor: Khatron Ke Khiladi?
Very soon, but I’m afraid my lips are sealed.

Aamir Khan says he enjoys your films and he respects you.
Such words coming from Aamir will always make my stomach flip. I mean, come on, what an incredible man, let alone actor. For him to take time out to see my movies makes me really nervous. I didn’t think anyone from the industry actually watches my movies. No matter who you are, you can’t help but love Aamir’s films.