Only Sindhi aunty-types (Sushmita) and Punjabi mammas (Kirron) have the vapours at the sight of touchy-feely moments between John and Abhishek.

They are all over each other, and there is even, ohmigod, a lip lock. Everyone else seems to take their gayness very coolly, including the supposed couple. But the gallery is played too, as well, with lots of nudge-nudge wink-wink gay gags. A limp-wristed Boman Irani shows up to drool over the boys, and when a strangely understated Bobby Deol is added to the mix, the party is complete.

Only when Tarun gets emotion in, does the film start to drag. Mistake, because no one does tears like Karan. Ignore those bits, stay with the fun ones, and get laughing. And confirm, like we did, that John has the cutest butt in Bollywood.