Then there is the story of a golfer who, on reaching heaven, was delighted to see a beautiful course and a fellow taking careful aim. The new arrival was informed that the fellow was aiming for a ‘hole-in-one’ over a distance of 500 yards with tall trees, ponds and bunkers in between. Amazed, he asked “What? Does he think he is God?” The reply came, “He is indeed, but currently he thinks he’s Tiger Woods!”
Fnially, I must admit that not everyone hates golf. In fact the game has its most ardent admirers in the wives of all the golfers. Their reason is simple. It keeps their husbands off their backs for many hours every day.
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