Cast: Sharman Joshi, Sohail Khan, Gul Panag, Amrita Arora, Isha Koppikar, Sharat Saxena, Dalip Tahil, Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif

Director: Atul Agnihotri

One night in a call centre, there comes a phone call. Really, a phone call in a call centre, cries Salman Khan (playing himself), in mock amazement. Pretty laptop-toting story-teller (Katrina) smiles mysteriously, and begins her yarn. And as yarns go, it isn't too bad. The trouble with ‘Hello’, based on Chetan Bhagat's mega-seller, is that isn't too good either.

It's a dark rainy night, and Shyam aka Sam ( Sharman) is hurting because the love of his life Priyanka ( Gul) has said yes to a rich NRI. Varun aka Vrroom (Sohail) has his eye on Esha ( Isha), but all she wants is to become a model. Radhika (Amrita) tries to please her horrible mom-in-law by day, and pops anti-depressants by night because her husband is a two-timing cad. And Military Uncle (Sharat) is upset because his US-based son wants to have nothing to do with him.

These sad sack call centre agents rattle around in a large room with work stations placed miles apart. That's a total wrong number. Except for a barmy systems guy, and smarmy boss (Dalip), there doesn't seem to be a soul else in Atul Agnihotri's scheme of things: he's clearly not aware of all those rows and rows of super-busy souls-- sitting elbow-to-elbow, nattering the night away on their headphones and mikes-- that seem to be more the norm in these nocturnal work hives echoing with faux American accents.

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