In a scandal that’s sending shock waves through both the publishing industry and academia, the author Franz Kafka has been revealed to be a fraud.

“The Metamorphosis — purported to be the fictional account of a man who turns into a large cockroach — is actually non-fiction,” according to a statement released by Mr Kafka’s editor, who spoke only on the condition that he be identified as E.

“The story is true. Kafka simply wrote a completely verifiable, journalistic account of a neighbour by the name of Gregor Samsa who, because of some bizarre medical condition, turned into a ‘monstrous vermin.’ Kafka assured us that he’d made the whole thing up. We now know that to be completely false. The account is 100 per cent true.”

In the wake of recent revelations concerning Margaret B. Jones’s memoir Love and Consequences and Misha Defonseca’s Misha: A Mémoire of the Holocaust Years, the disclosure that Mr Kafka’s work was based on reality has embarrassed editors and scholars.

“I’ve been teaching The Metamorphosis for years, said a professor of literature at Princeton, who insisted that he be identified as P. “I’ve called it one of the most sublime pieces of literature ever written. Elias Canetti called it ‘one of the few great and perfect poetic works written during this century.’ To find out that it’s actually true is devastating.”

The actual condition of Kafka’s neighbour, a Prague salesman who didn’t return our calls or e-mail messages requesting comment, is known as entomological dysplasia, and is somewhat rare. It results in the development over time of a hard carapace, a segmented body and antennas.

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