Sylvestor Stallone was probably too smitten by Kareena, or was read out the script of Reservoir Dogs before he signed for his cameo. And if he mouths ‘Kambakhth Ishq’ like he would say, “What, the hell is on?” we cannot blame him. Like we cannot understand why Denise Richards would be lusting after Akshay Kumar and yet look like she is bored to death.

If Kareena looks like she is not interested in anything more than slipping in and out of fetching dresses before you could blink, we understand. After Kambakht Ishq, if you want to starve, or live on juices and such profanities, it would sound most natural. She looks stunning and does her bit, when she seems to understand what is going on in the script. Akshay Kumar, on the other hand, could give swimsuit models a run for their bronzer glory. Though he has turned into an unofficial brand ambassador of sorts for the womanizer with the heart of a cowherd, he seems to be taking his new found identity a little too seriously. In fact, it is not too hard to predict a film with Akshay Kumar as its hero. Men’s hostel jokes, gay jokes, women in bikinis, men in leathers tuxes —yawn! You are probably left wondering what the heroine’s wardrobe would be like…