Men have nothing but sex on their minds: Book

'What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex,' outsells Harry Potter and Da Vinci Code.

‘What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex’,a book with a front cover and 200 completely empty pages,is said to have become the latest bestseller in Britain,after becoming a hit with students.

Priced at 4.69 pounds,the book has outsold both JK Rowling’s Harry Potter series and Da Vinci Code within weeks of its release on cyber bookshop Amazon.com; in fact,it is being used by students as a lecture notebook,media reported.

“This book is the result of 39 years of painstaking research and practical study into the subject. I left nothing to chance and really threw myself into my work. After many years of hard work I finally realized that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.

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“It is very gratifying to see my book outselling many other academic works whose authors claim to have worked even harder than I to break new ground and further the extent of human knowledge.

“I never anticipated that my book would be used for students to take their lecture notes in. In a sense they are proving me wrong by filling my book with content.

“But I wonder how many of them go back to thinking about sex once the lecture is over. I’d be willing to bet that answer is 100 per cent. In fact I would go even further and estimate that 99 per cent are thinking about sex even during the lecture.

“They probably think using my book as a notepad will help them get laid. And they are of course totally correct in that hypothesis,” Sheridan Simove,the 39-year-old author,was quoted as saying.