Cast: Sarwar, Kkhushi, Vikram Gokhale

Director: Manish Goel

Hold tight, because I’m about to tell you about a brand new film which came out yesterday and will go today: there is not one single thing to watch from frame one to frame zilch.

A pretty thing scribbles her address on a hundred rupee note and hands it to a smitten fellow. That note disappears, leaving the pretty thing forcibly betrothed to another, and her suitor searching for that note high and low, hither and thither.

It takes him from Shimla, where that fateful exchange happened, to Chandni Chowk (the girl lives in Delhi, see, and the most obvious place to start scouting is clearly the most crowded part of the capital, see?).

Who makes these films? And who watches them? There were just two other people in the theatre, who left half way.