Fortunately, by letting “posterity be the judge” of his nuclear pact, our prime minister also appears to be a disciple of jnana yoga, which endorses the spirit of self-inquiry and puts the big picture above the petty detail. The jnani, says the Gita, is guided by viveka or “right understanding” and “clarity of purpose.” Yet sadly, the BJP’s rather specious blockade of the agreement, followed by a blundering u-turn prompted by political expedience, demonstrates neither.

Still, you’re right. With his ideas of social justice, concern for the suspects of the UK terror attack, and pacifism with Pakistan, Manmohanji is a hopeless softie. Yet, isn’t compassion the quality of a real bhakt? Correct me if I am wrong: bhakti yoga is the path of devotion, and a true bhakt sees God in every living thing, regardless of caste and creed.

In short, Mr Advani, the Sikh who occupies the PMO is a good Hindu. Unfortunately, this is precisely the reason he may never go down in history as a good prime minister. Or even complete his term. That’s why, as our PM-in-waiting, I wish you all the best.