Two captains,two very fine cricketers,Andrew Strauss and Ricky Ponting,are accusing each other of not playing according to the spirit of the game. Hopefully,they know what they are saying because I dont and I dont think anybody does. In truth,they sound as believable,as credible,as a starlet saying she did a nude scene because the script demanded it.
Weve been talking about this spirit of cricket thing for as long as I can remember. Every captain,when pushed into a corner,comes up with it. And yet,everybody,with no exception,violates one of the key clauses in the MCCs spirit of cricket declaration which the ICC has adopted. Point 5 says it is against the spirit of the game to indulge in cheating or any sharp practice,for instance:
(a) to appeal knowing that the batsman is not out.
You probably see it twice every hour. In the Lords Test one of the Australian batsmen while swaying away missed the ball by at least eight inches and it clipped the helmet on the way. Straightaway Matt Prior went up,youd expect that,but so did Andrew Strauss at slip. Now if there were two people on the ground who knew for certain it wasnt an edge they were Prior and Strauss. Yet they were appealing vehemently for a catch and,by the sheer act of doing so,trying their best to induce an error from the umpire.
Ricky Ponting probably does it a couple of times a day himself and Im not sure there is a player in world cricket who hasnt appealed convincingly knowing the batsman wasnt out. And yet at the end of the first Test,Ponting told the media We came to play by the rules and the spirit of the game. Its up to them to do what they want to do. It staggers me. The spirit of the game is now merely a stick to beat people with and Im afraid anyone who believes otherwise is being naive.
That is why you have to feel for the umpires who sometimes have players appealing like they are auditioning for a part and at others have journalists and commentators like us peering at replays and looking for evidence to hang them. That is also why I read Rudi Koertzens outburst with a touch of sympathy. Koertzen has had good days and bad days,like all of us do,but his explanation for his decisions on the two close catches at Lords was spot on. In one case,his colleague Billy Doctrove wasnt sure if the ball carried and so they referred it to the third umpire; in the other Doctrove was certain the catch had been taken clean and so he had no choice but to go with his colleagues judgement. That is what the law says. But Koertzen was roasted,you would have thought hed just had dinner with Saddam and Osama.
It doesnt help matters that the rules of the game allow the umpires to use the replay to judge whether or not a catch was taken clean. The television replay will never be able to give a convincing verdict for a close catch. I thought we were done with all that. Indian viewers will remember the uproar over the Ganguly catch in the Sydney test. The replays were inconclusive and so we could arrive at the conclusion that our emotions and the match situation wanted us to; just as it allowed the Australian supporters to take a contrary stand. It is a piece of legislation that is inherently flawed,going to the replay gives you the feeling you are going to a superior court of appeal but the judge there is ruling on insufficient evidence.
You cannot go down the other path and take a fielders word either. Im afraid in sport,nobodys word counts for much. Some cheat less than others but nobody passes the acid test: appealing when they know the batsman is not out. And that is why,while batsman are entitled to feel disappointed when a decision goes against them,we need to ask if they ever did an opposition batsman in by misleading an umpire.
Eventually,therefore,it leads to the same conclusion. Use technology where it is as foolproof as it can get and on other occasions accept the umpires word. The truth is that batsmen,bowlers,fielders,commentators and journalists make as many mistakes as umpires do. Or maybe even a couple more!


