Aaj Tak Amitabh Bachchan has not been beaten by anyone on screen. Nor has the Hindi news channel

Also, Ash who Abhi is not prepared to marry — or is it the other way round — although news channels tied their knot with camera wires

Ba died and with it killed our remaining interest in Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thhi. She’s so famous they named a serial after her, Ba, Bahu aur Baby. Meanwhile, Tulsi Ma became Ba. Looking at Smriti Irani, it figures, it figures

Cricket . This year, it was played by Max, Zee Sports, DD Sports, Ten Sports, Star Sports-ESPN, Neo Sports — and Mandira Bedi. No wonder we lost so many matches.

Also, court TV aka news channels which did almost more than the legal system to convict Santosh Kumar Singh and Manu Sharma

Doordarshan 2006, Doordarshan 2005, Doordarshan 2004, Doordarshan 2003, Doordarshan 2002… Doordarshan 1983…yawn

Endemol. Who? Bigg Boss ka baap.

The Dutch entertainment company has a lot to answer for

Fear Factor is the most repulsive game on the box. Or anywhere else. Also, it smells. Still, TV actors like Shakti Anand, rushed in to lie in a bed of snails — instead of nails — because he, like many others, doesn't suffer from the fear factor, he wallows in it

Girebaal . No, it’s not a TV commercial for hair loss but a wig masquerading as Simi’s mane. It keeps falling over Cyrus Sahukar’s face to hide the fact that although he behaves like her, his first name is Semi. Now if only he would replace Navjot Singh Sidhu — permanently — on NDTV’s Cricket Controversies

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