Naya Office Office. Ha, ha, it’s the only show that makes you laugh. Apart from the Great Laughter Challenge Show

O.J. Well Simpson did try to juice (as opposed to milk) Fox News to pay, he claimed, his debts. After a tsunami of outrage, owner Rupert Murdoch cancelled a TV interview with him to coincide with the release of his book on how he would have killed his wife, entitled rather chillingly If I Did It

Parvati. The heroine of Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki skipped a generation or two. Ironically, she looks younger older than older. The reason? Designer Manish Malhotra’s makeover, which might win her a sideshow in Karan Johar’s next flick — or TV show

Question: How did it feel when you first heard news of the bomb blasts knowing your husband travels by one of the trains attacked?

Reply: How do you think?

Reality shows — Indian Idol 2, Nach Balliye 2, Fame Gurukul, Sa Re Ga Ma Pa... May not have the ratings to overtake the soaps but provided more tele, table, bedroom and cocktail talk. Starring Rakhi Sawant who doesn’t look half bad, fully clothed, on Bigg Boss

Saat Phere: Starring Saloni. She went a whiter shade of brown (using fairness cream?) and Zee’s daily soap climbed the popularity charts as she paled before our eyes. Now she looks — and behaves — as the best bahu. Look out Tulsi

Sreesanth : After his performance in the first cricket test match against South Africa, he will participate in Nach Balliye 3 or Jhalak Dikkhla Jaa 2.

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