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  • When there’s an election round the corner, any random thing can become political dyamite. And when there’s an election round the corner in Maharashtra, there seems to be no end to the absurdity. Where else would a sweet and inoffensive slacker comedy like Wake up, Sid find itself as the flashpoint for fervid identity politics?

    Raj Thackeray’s MNS threatened theatres from screening the movie, because it commits the cardinal sin of referring to the city as Bombay a few times (though it says Mumbai just as casually, and the lead characters work at a magazine called Mumbai Beat). Bollywood understands the language of violence, said Thackeray in silky Marathi doubtless — and sure enough, Karan Johar, one of the most powerful names in the industry, promptly proved him right. He went over to Thackeray’s place to apologise, and promised to insert a grovelling disclaimer before the movie. Chief Minister Ashok Chavan expressed his disgust with both the bully and the cowed victim, saying that the state was perfectly capable of providing security to Karan Johar, and that this apology was just a publicity stunt. But more charitably, maybe Johar had no desire to be the brave voice of dissent, and he figured a quick apology was better that inviting Thackeray’s inconvenient enmity. But if Karan Johar couldn’t stand up to a self-styled thug like Thackeray, what can less influential folks do but stay away from anything likely to attract his glowering attentions?

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    The point is not that Raj Thackeray (and Bal Thackeray before him) have seized upon Marathi manoos disenfranchisement to define a coarse and resentful politics — the point is that they get away with it. The city in Wake up, Sid is definitely not the hick town of Raj Thackeray’s dreams — it is indeed “Bombay”, the fabled gritty city where young people come from Kolkata and Bangalore, seeking their own private grails. Why isn’t our politics aggressively sticking up for that expansive vision? We know the uses of taking an extreme position: you help decide or determine where the centre will fall. By not countering the narratives, we — and indeed, quite glaringly, Chavan’s own administration — are letting goons forever blight the idea of Bombay.

    WAKE-UP, MUMBAI !By: Vasoo Kamulkar | 11-Oct-2009 Reply | Forward W A K E U P, S H E K H A R B H A Y Y A!Normally, the Maharashtrians - the Marathas – would have ignored your article by saying, “Gachcha Sookar (no relation to Shekhar) Bhadram Te!” But this is a time for celebrations. So first of all on behalf of the 85% Marathas from Gomantaka and all the Marathas from Maharashtra, I offer you heartfelt thanks. I also congratulate you for rightly kicking the Marathas. They very badly needed the kick.When the British were ruling the ‘Bhayyaland’ – Hindusthan until today – Gandhijee’s alleged political Guru, Gopal Krishna Gokhale had said that Maharashtra at that time was hibernating in the form of a frozen snow ball and it needed someone to blow life into it. Since the advent of the Bhayya Raj, the Marathas were again hibernating and they needed someone to kick them back into life. Well, your article, it seems, has done that job. Congratulations once again. { Part I }
    WAKE-UP, MUMBAI !By: Vasoo Kamulkar | 11-Oct-2009 Reply | Forward It is not that one should have any sympathy for the Thackeray Pariwar. Raj and Uddhawa Thackeray are doing more harm than good for the Maharashtrian cause. The self-styled Hindu Hridaya Samrat Balasahib Thackeray has finished Maharashtra. There will never be any Shivsena-BJP raj in the Mumbai Mantryalaya.As they say in Mumbai, Nagpur, Pune,Nashik, Kolhapur, Solapur, Sambhaji Nagar,Ratnagiri, Sawantwadi, Kudal, Panaji, Karwar and Belgaum; “ Bhaubandakee, Marathyanchya Panchveelach Pujalelee Aahe!” Your colleague and a noted Antonia spoono, Kumar Ketkar should be able to translate it for you. This is not the isolated case where Maharashtra gets embroiled due to a suicidal streak in the Maratha ethos. Their history is replete with such misadventures of self-immolation.In the eighteenth century, the last Mughal, Bahadur Shah Jaffar was a puppet in the hands of the Marathas. After the defeat of the Mohammad shah Abdali, the Marathas had ruled North and Central India ( Part II )
    WAKE-UP, MUMBAI !By: Vaso Kamulkar | 11-Oct-2009 Reply | Forward Mahadaji Shinde, the great Maratha warrior and the fore-runner pf Vasundhara Raje, was the main player in the Maratha Confederacy.The things turned sour when the other Maratha warrior Malharrao Holkar of Indore plotted against Shinde, sided with adversary Najib Khan Rohila and invited Pathan arch enemy Abdali to retake Delhi. Instead of salvaging the Maratha Empire in the making, the Brahmin-Maratha Prime Minister the Peshwa of Pune, sat on the fence. Eventually, about 1,75,000 Marathas were crushed to death in a span of eight hours at the third battle of Panipat.3,50,000 Maratha bangles got smashed at Panipat- was the colourful description by the Maratha Bakhar-writers.)Although this Maratha defeat averted the total islamization of India, the Maratha cause nevertheless; suffered.The 13th of October 2009 will perhaps be proved to be the twenty-first century Panipat for the Marathas; thanks to Balasahib Thackeray's family loyalty superseding the Maharashtra cause { Part III}
    WAKE-UP, MUMBAI !By: Vaoo Kamular | 11-Oct-2009 Reply | Forward It may be that Raj’s priorities have been mixed up. While lifting the cudgel for the cause of ‘Mumbaee’, he ought really to get distraught,like the Kannadigas, Andhraites and tamiliansover the distortion of names of the Railway Stations, where deep ‘N’ and deep ‘L’ are involved. Some examples are Malawali, Lonavla, Thane, Pune and Kudal. Raj Thackeray is a young and upcoming Maharashtrian leader. He has never used his uncle’s name for advancement, nor is he hiding behind ‘Shiwajee mask’. As far as the Googal UK is concerned, he is not involved in any criminal activities. Yet you deride him as a thug. On the other hand, the Indian Express, which insists on “TRUTH BECAUSE IT PREVAILS”,is seen promoting an uneducated duffer Italio-Indian to be the Prime Minister of India. Have you ever cared to shuffle through the Internet to read abut Raul Simi-Maino’s involvement with the FBI at the Boston Airport ? {Part IV}
    WAKE-UP, MUMBAI !By: Vasoo Kamlkar | 11-Oct-2009 Reply | Forward Raul was allegedly smuggling foreign currency with his Columbian girl friend? There is another fable concerning the girl called Sukanya (No; not Kalawati). Do you not think that your readers have the right to expect your valued editorial on such ‘hush-hush’ matters?By the prejudicial treatment of Raj, you have suggested that all Marathas believing in him are also thugs The other day, M. Karunanidhi was seen spewing venom over Hindi. Would you summon-up the courage to insist that M. Karunanidhi was equally a thug? Well, you would not like your Offices in Madras- sorry, Chennai- burnt to ashes even before the ink of your leader gets dried-up. Were all of the 105 Maratha martyrs gunned down by Morarji at the Hutatma Chowk (Flora Fountain) in 1956,thugs? Was Shri Ram Potulu, who fasted unto death for Andhra, a thug? Raj’s only crime, it seems is that he grieves whenever he finds Maharashtra suffocated by the unruly use of the Constitution. { Part V }
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