The Sun/Strike Two

She of the beehive bouffant and sailor tattoos was the victim of a video leak that exposed her at her wildest worst. And now rehab habitué Amy Winehouse has found herself a victim. Emerging from a benefit show, she whacked a middle-aged woman who had reached out for her. The Sun reports that Queen Amy cursed, shouted “and as she walked away, she let rip again”. She’s no first-timer. When she punched a fan two months ago, the paper quipped: “Amy Declinehouse appears no further toward Amy Shinehouse.”

News Of The World/Rock Unsteady

Rocker Ronnie Wood may be 61, but he has proved he's still a rolling stone. Even in rehab, there's no stopping him from meeting — hold your breath — a 19-year-old blonde waitress. There is reportedly a very strong and "electric" connection between Ronnie and Ekaterina Ivanova, aka Katia. Even as his wife of 23 years, Jo Wood, puts up a brave front, the guitarist seems to be pulling the right strings with the Russian teenager. Pictures of a bedraggled Jo, a radiant Katia and a T-shirted Ronnie frame this story of a heady cocktail and a marriage on the rocks.

Daily Mail/Crowning Glory

Prince William is probably grateful to girlfriend Kate Middleton's short psychedelic dress for diverting attention from his bald patch. Candid cameras caught the couple, bronzed from a holiday in Mustique, stumbling together into a car after partying at a London nightclub. “And all that warm weather clearly gave William a thirst,” writes The Daily Mail, splashing pictures of them striking the same dramatic pose, hand on the heart — side by side.

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