Exes and Uh-Ohs

Bonnie Ashley has grouped together all seven of her ex-husbands. She scanned their images on a sheet of paper that she often shows folks eager to know how she managed to get married and divorced 11 times—tying and severing the knot with two of the men three times each—and why the unions lasted anywhere from 45 days to just under five years.

To hear the author of the self-published book Ex-Husband in Freezer describe each man is to know that she can really pick ’em.

Her marriage to husband No. 1 was doomed to fail. She only married him to leave the home of her father, a dictatorial, domineering minister.

Husband No. 2 was a terrific companion but had weird ways about him; sexually. She married and divorced him three times, going through bouts of non-fulfilment with him and loneliness without him.

Husband No. 3? A consummate womaniser. No. 4 had a volatile temper; she left him after he threatened her. She left No. 5 after finding nude photos of him and another man. No. 6 was a minister with an uncontrollable pornography addiction. And No. 7 (whom she married thrice) was good for passion and intimacy but little else.

She’s also one of the most sought-after guests on the talk-radio and television circuit, delighting listeners with stories about a marital life that began with her first marriage in 1974 and ended with her last divorce two years ago.

Ashley’s marital misfortunes bring to mind celebrities known for their multiple spouses — bandleader Artie Shaw (married and divorced eight times), actress Zsa Zsa Gabor (nine marriages, seven divorces and an annulment), actresses Elizabeth Taylor (eight marriages, seven divorces) and Lana Turner (eight marriages, including one with Shaw, and seven divorces).

When reporters have asked for proof that she’s been married and divorced 11 times, she produces legal documents: marriage licence applications, licences and divorce papers.

Ashley grew up in a close-knit, conservative church community where females were subordinates who didn’t wear make-up, jewellery (wedding rings included), slacks or skirts with hems above the knees. Branded as loud and obnoxious by her family, she rebelled against her environment, then thrust herself into an adult world.

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